In my rant about
queuing etiquette a few days ago I mentioned that
Aldi needed a post of its own. Now, since I'm not prepared to speak about anything else of note that's happened over the last few days but don't want my blog to stagnate, I figured I'd supply that post.
Aldi is a supermarket chain in Australia and, I think, New Zealand. It is designed to be no frills. Almost every product they sell is made by them. They don't provide plastic bags - and if you buy one from them (as an independent product) or supply your own, they don't fill it for you.
However, their checkouts are a bit different in order to accomodate this kind of thing.
Even if you're only buying a few things, you're supposed to use a trolley, and there are signs around the stores reminding you of this. Each checkout has a groove into which you can slot your trolley so that it is easily within reach for you to stuff your goods into it as the checkout operator scans them. If you're not buying anything fragile, the checkout operator is usually willing to toss your stuff in for you as they scan. You can then move over to a long bench and pack your stuff into bags or boxes.
But...
Women, usually those in their late 30s or early 40s, have a tendency to totally miss the point. They'll stand at the end of their checkout and bag their stuff, which is annoying because you then have to wait; it is even more annoying because nine times out of ten the checkout person just keeps scanning even though there's no room to put your stuff because the woman is still there! (Unless it is the one at my nearest Aldi who I suspect has a huuuuuuuuge crush on me. He's always lovely.)
It is so annoying. What makes it worse is that the place is laid out to standards of efficiency, so your entire shopping experience is Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-g-g-o-og-ogog-o
g-go-go with the "g-g-o-og-ogog-og" part being where the manky bitches get in the way.
(Pardon my language, but, you know,
seriously. If you don't have some sort of mental illness or physical or cognitive disability, you've got no excuse here.)
Just... gah!
And Aldi's pasta salad is spicy. Double gah!